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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (dir. Rian Johnson)
Benoit Blanc investigates the unusual death of a controversial priest…
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (dir. Emma Tammi)
The possessed animatronics of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza return for more violence…
Jay Kelly (dir. Noah Baumbach)
A famous actor and his loyal manager embark on a tender journey…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (8 – 14 December 2025)
Praise be! It’s time for another stellar week at the movies, and on offer for audience are plenty of exciting new releases like a star-studded mystery, a murderous Christmas remake, a hilarious Downton Abbey spoof, and one of the scariest films of all time…




