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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Clayface (dir. James Watkins)
A disfigured actor volunteers for an experimental treatment that leaves him with a horrifying ability…
Whalefall (dir. Brian Duffield)
A young diver finds himself trapped in the stomach of a sperm whale…
Street Fighter (dir. Kitao Sakurai)
Estranged friends Ken Masters and Ryu compete in a deadly tournament…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (19 – 25 October 2026)
If you head down to the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise – and we’re not talking about a teddy bear’s picnic, but rather a fantastic new lineup of movies that you’ll desperately want to watch, including a breathtaking new epic by one of today’s most innovative animation studios…
