Serving up the latest film reviews every week
“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Enola Holmes 3 (dir. Philip Barantini)
After her brother Sherlock is kidnapped, Enola Holmes sets out to save him…
The Last Viking (dir. Anders Thomas Jensen)
An ex-con must rely on his mentally unstable brother to find his buried loot…
Jackass: Best and Last (dir. Jeff Tremaine)
One final round of dangerous stunts for the original gang…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (29 June – 5 July 2026)
Linda boca nunu a monstrous mat ka ta gnuour! That’s Minionese for “Get ready for a monstrous week at the movies!” And what a week it is, with an animated Hollywood romp leading the way…




