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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Savage House (dir. Peter Glanz)
In 18th century England, an affluent couple seek to improve their social standing…
Scary Movie (dir. Michael Tiddes)
Cindy Campbell, Shorty Meeks and the gang face new “hilarious” evils…
Masters of the Universe (dir. Travis Knight)
Adam, the exiled Prince of Eternia, returns to reclaim his kingdom…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (1 – 7 June 2026)
You have the power to check out the masterful new releases coming to your screens over the next seven days, led by a muscly franchise reboot that’s been years in the making…
