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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Mortal Kombat II (dir. Simon McQuoid)
A group of unlikely warriors compete in a fierce mythical battle to save their realm from evil…
The Sheep Detectives (dir. Kyle Balda)
After their shepherd is murdered, his flock of sheep set out to solve the mystery…
The Devil Wears Prada 2 (dir. David Frankel)
Miranda Priestly, the editor of Runway Magazine, seeks to navigate a modern fashion landscape…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (4 – 10 May 2026)
There can be only one, so get over here and be the baaa-d guy by checking out the newest film releases this week, including a violent video game sequel, a rather woolly murder-mystery, an immersive concert experience, and a century-spanning action classic…




