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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Minions & Monsters (dir. Pierre Coffin)
In 1920s Hollywood, the Minions unleash chaos when they attempt to make a monster movie…
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (dir. Matt Johnson)
A music duo suddenly winds up in the year 2008…
Enola Holmes 3 (dir. Philip Barantini)
After her brother Sherlock is kidnapped, Enola Holmes sets out to save him…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (29 June – 5 July 2026)
Linda boca nunu a monstrous mat ka ta gnuour! That’s Minionese for “Get ready for a monstrous week at the movies!” And what a week it is, with an animated Hollywood romp leading the way…
