Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

 

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

Search from our massive back catalogue of movie reviews and previews:

Relay (dir. David Mackenzie)

A corporate whistleblower relies on the services of a mysterious specialist…

Shelby Oaks (dir. Chris Stuckmann)

Whilst searching for her long-lost sister, a woman encounters a terrifying evil…

Hedda (dir. Nia DaCosta)

Hedda Gabler hosts a life-changing party…

Ballad of a Small Player (dir. Edward Berger)

In Macau, a high-stakes gambler must reckon with his guilty conscience…

Bugonia (dir. Yorgos Lanthimos)

A powerful CEO is captured by a conspiracy theorist who’s convinced she’s an alien…

The Mastermind (dir. Kelly Reichardt)

A suburban family man lives a double life as an art thief…

Regretting You (dir. Josh Boone)

A mother and daughter come to terms with their shared grief…

A House of Dynamite (dir. Kathryn Bigelow)

A nuclear missile is launched toward the United States…

Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere (dir. Scott Cooper)

In 1982, Bruce Springsteen records a deeply personal new album…

After the Hunt (dir. Luca Guadagnino)

A college professor becomes caught between a scandal involving her colleague and her student…

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