Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

 

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

Search from our massive back catalogue of movie reviews and previews:

Insidious: Out of The Further (dir. Jacob Chase)

The demonic entities who reside in The Further are brought into our reality…

Coyote vs. Acme (dir. Dave Green)

Wile E. Coyote hires a down-on-his-luck lawyer to take on the powerful Acme Corporation…

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (dir. Jane Schoenbrun)

A filmmaker connects with the reclusive star of a slasher franchise…

Stop! That! Train! (dir. Adam Shankman)

A train rides into danger when it enters a deadly storm…

Lady (dir. Samuel Abrahams)

A narcissistic aristocrat hires a documentary crew to film her life…

Sunny Dancer (dir. George Jaques)

A teenage cancer survivor attends a life-changing summer camp…

Tony (dir. Matt Johnson)

In 1976, young Anthony Bourdain takes a summer job in a kitchen…

The End of Oak Street (dir. David Robert Mitchell)

An entire suburban neighbourhood is mysteriously transported to a prehistoric location…

Love Me Tender (dir. Anna Cazenave Cambet)

A divorced woman explores her desire for self-liberation…

Ice Cream Man (dir. Eli Roth)

A mysterious van gives out sweet treats that cause the children to turn violent…

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