Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

 

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

Search from our massive back catalogue of movie reviews and previews:

Mother’s Pride (dir. Nick Moorcroft)

A struggling community pub finds success after brewing its own beer…

The Bride! (dir. Maggie Gyllenhaal)

In 1930s Chicago, a woman is resurrected by Frankenstein’s monster…

Sound of Falling (dir. Mascha Schilinski)

Four generations of girls from different historical periods are connected by a farm in Germany…

Hoppers (dir. Daniel Chong)

A young animal lover enters the world of animals via some revolutionary new tech…

Scream 7 (dir. Kevin Williamson)

A new Ghostface killer emerges to terrorise Sidney Prescott and her family…

Sirât (dir. Óliver Laxe)

In the Moroccan deserts, a group of ravers goes on a tense odyssey…

The Bluff (dir. Frank E. Flowers)

A former pirate must protect her family from a vengeful captain…

The Testament of Ann Lee (dir. Mona Fastvold)

In the 18th century, Ann Lee invents a strange new religion…

Cold Storage (dir. Jonny Campbell)

A deadly fungus escapes captivity and wreaks havoc on a self-storage unit…

The Moment (dir. Aidan Zamiri)

Charli XCX experiences chaos during her latest tour…

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