Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

 

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

Search from our massive back catalogue of movie reviews and previews:

Peter Hujar’s Day (dir. Ira Sachs)

In 1974, photographer Peter Hujar confides in his artist friend Linda Rosenkrantz…

Song Sung Blue (dir. Craig Brewer)

A musician and single mother form a Neil Diamond tribute band…

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The second half of our countdown to the very best films of 2025…

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The first half of our countdown of 2025’s best films…

Anaconda (dir. Tom Gormican)

Two friends find their remake of the film Anaconda going horribly wrong…

Sentimental Value (dir. Joachim Trier)

An actor is forced to confront her distant filmmaker father…

The Housemaid (dir. Paul Feig)

A young woman becomes the housemaid for an affluent yet disturbed family…

Goodbye June (dir. Kate Winslet)

A family must figure out how to bid their dying mother farewell…

Marty Supreme (dir. Josh Safdie)

Aspiring ping pong player Marty Mouser goes to extremes to fulfil his destiny…

The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (dir. Derek Drymon)

SpongeBob SquarePants embarks on an adventure to the very depths of the ocean…

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