Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

 

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

Search from our massive back catalogue of movie reviews and previews:

The Christophers (dir. Steven Soderbergh)

An aspiring artist is asked to infiltrate the home of a reclusive painter…

Remarkably Bright Creatures (dir. Olivia Newman)

An octopus observes the tender story of its elderly caretaker…

Billie Eilish – Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour Live in 3D (dirs. James Cameron and Billie Eilish)

Music superstar Billie Eilish teams with James Cameron for a unique filmed concert experience…

Mortal Kombat II (dir. Simon McQuoid)

A group of unlikely warriors compete in a fierce mythical battle to save their realm from evil…

The Sheep Detectives (dir. Kyle Balda)

After their shepherd is murdered, his flock of sheep set out to solve the mystery…

The Devil Wears Prada 2 (dir. David Frankel)

Miranda Priestly, the editor of Runway Magazine, seeks to navigate a modern fashion landscape…

Hokum (dir. Damian McCarthy)

An American writer encounters a terrifying evil at a remote hotel in Ireland…

Mother Mary (dir. David Lowery)

A pop star has an otherworldly reunion with her former costume designer…

Apex (dir. Baltasar Kormákur)

An adrenaline junkie crosses paths with a mysterious serial killer…

Michael (dir. Antoine Fuqua)

The early life and career of the King of Pop himself, Michael Jackson…

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