Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

 

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

Search from our massive back catalogue of movie reviews and previews:

Blue Film (dir. Elliot Tuttle)

A sex worker has an unexpected erotic encounter with a face from his childhood…

Runner (dir. Scott Waugh)

A delivery driver is tasked with transporting a vital – but highly sought-after – human organ…

Fall 2 (dirs. Michael Spierig and Peter Spierig)

A dangerous 3,000 feet high plank walk across a mountain in Thailand goes horribly wrong…

Pressure (dir. Anthony Maras)

In 1944, meteorologist James Stagg advises General Eisenhower on the D-Day weather forecast…

The Incomer (dir. Louis Paxton)

A land recovery coordinator is sent to an island inhabited by a pair of feral siblings…

The Death of Robin Hood (dir. Michael Sarnoski)

An aging Robin Hood reflects on his murderous days as an infamous outlaw…

Leviticus (dir. Adrian Chiarella)

Two young lovers are terrorised by a shape-shifting demon…

One Night Only (dir. Will Gluck)

Two strangers find each other on the one day of the year when single people are legally allowed to have sex…

The Dog Stars (dir. Ridley Scott)

In a post-apocalyptic future, a former pilot searches for a better life…

Spa Weekend (dirs. Jon Lucas and Scott Moore)

A group of over-worked friends spend a chaotic weekend at a luxury spa…

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