Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

 

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

Search from our massive back catalogue of movie reviews and previews:

“Wuthering Heights” (dir. Emerald Fennell)

The tragic romance between Catherine Earnshaw and Heathcliff…

Whistle (dir. Corin Hardy)

A group of teens face the supernatural consequences after coming across an ancient artifact…

Crime 101 (dir. Bart Layton)

A career thief is drawn into a dangerous new score…

100 Nights of Hero (dir. Julia Jackman)

A devoted maid attempts to salvage an uncomfortable situation for her lady…

Goat (dir. Tyree Dillihay)

A small goat fulfils his dream of becoming a sports hero…

Looney Tunes: The Day the Earth Blew Up (dir. Pete Browngardt)

Daffy Duck and Porky Pig must save the world from an alien threat…

Hamlet (dir. Aneil Karia)

Hamlet sets out to avenge the death of his father…

The Strangers: Chapter 3 (dir. Renny Harlin)

Maya makes her final stand against her masked foes…

Send Help (dir. Sam Raimi)

A long-suffering employee finds herself stranded on a remote island with her boss…

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