Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

4halfstarnew

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

3halfstarnew

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

2halfstarnew

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

1halfstarnew

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

halfstarnew

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My Mother’s Wedding (dir. Kristin Scott Thomas)

Three sisters reunite for the third wedding of their mother…

Backrooms (dir. Kane Parsons)

A mysterious realm is discovered behind the walls of a furniture showroom…

Moss & Freud (dir. James Lucas)

In 2002, supermodel Kate Moss has her portrait done by artist Lucian Freud…

Tuner (dir. Daniel Roher)

A piano tuner finds a dangerous side-hustle as a criminal safecracker…

Power Ballad (dir. John Carney)

A wedding singer discovers that a troubled pop star has stolen one of his songs…

Passenger (dir. André Øvredal)

A young couple are stalked by a mysterious presence during a road trip…

The Mandalorian and Grogu (dir. Jon Favreau)

Din Djarin and his apprentice Grogu are recruited for a new mission…

Finding Emily (dir. Alicia MacDonald)

A lovesick young man desperately searches for his dream girl…

Obsession (dir. Curry Barker)

A hopeless romantic wishes for his crush to love him back – with unnerving results…

Normal (dir. Ben Wheatley)

In the quiet town of Normal, Minnesota, a newly-arrived sheriff uncovers a major conspiracy…

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