Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

 

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

Search from our massive back catalogue of movie reviews and previews:

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (dir. BenDavid Grabinski)

Two gangsters and their lover endure a difficult and dangerous night involving time-travel…

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The Magic Faraway Tree (dir. Ben Gregor)

A family discovers a magical tree that transports them to wondrous new worlds…

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Splitsville (dir. Michael Angelo Covino)

Two couples find themselves caught in more than a few compromising situations…

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Pretty Lethal (dir. Vicky Jewson)

A troupe of ballerinas must fight to survive their stay at a strange inn…

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They Will Kill You (dir. Kirill Sokolov)

A newly-arrived maid fights for survival in a mysterious high-rise…

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Arco (dir. Ugo Bienvenu)

A young boy from the far future unexpectedly travels back in time…

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Dead Man’s Wire (dir. Gus Van Sant)

A disgruntled customer holds a mortgage broker as his hostage…

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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (dirs. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett)

Grace is forced into a much deadlier and more personal game of hide-and-seek than before…

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The Good Boy (dir. Jan Komasa)

A young criminal is kidnapped and forced into an unusual rehabilitation scheme…

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Project Hail Mary (dirs. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller)

A science teacher finds himself in the depths of space on a humanity-saving mission…

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