Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

An inedible monstrosity

Near flavourless

A decent stomach-filler

You’ll be hungry for more

Top quality cuisine

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024, dir. Guy Ritchie)

During the Second World War, a group of specialists are hired for a covert mission…

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024, dir. Shawn Levy)

Deadpool teams with a variant of Wolverine for a multiversal adventure…

Thelma (2024, dir. Josh Margolin)

An elderly grandmother sets out to retrieve her stolen money…

Twisters (2024, dir. Lee Isaac Chung)

A group of storm chasers encounter some deadly tornadoes…

Chuck Chuck Baby (2024, dir. Janis Pugh)

A put-upon woman gets a new lease on life when her crush returns…

In a Violent Nature (2024, dir. Chris Nash)

A masked killer goes on a murderous rampage…

Longlegs (2024, dir. Osgood Perkins)

An FBI agent pursues an evasive serial killer…

Despicable Me 4 (2024, dir. Chris Renaud)

Gru and his family are forced to go on the run…

Hundreds of Beavers (2024, dir. Mike Cheslik)

A frontiersman wages war against a clan of beavers…

Fly Me to the Moon (2024, dir. Greg Berlanti)

In the 1960s, a marketing specialist is brought in to boost NASA’s image…

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