Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

 

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

Search from our massive back catalogue of movie reviews and previews:

The Phoenician Scheme (dir. Wes Anderson)

A wealthy businessman makes ambitious plans for his legacy…

Fear Street: Prom Queen (dir. Matt Palmer)

In the town of Shadyside, a high school prom is overshadowed by murder…

Fountain of Youth (dir. Guy Ritchie)

A brother and sister unite for a globe-trotting adventure…

Lilo & Stitch (dir. Dean Fleischer Camp)

A young girl adopts a chaotic alien experiment…

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (dir. Christopher McQuarrie)

Ethan Hunt embarks on his most dangerous mission yet…

Hallow Road (dir. Babak Anvari)

A couple race to find their daughter after she’s involved in an accident…

Hurry Up Tomorrow (dir. Trey Edward Shults)

A music superstar connects with an enigmatic fan…

Final Destination: Bloodlines (dirs. Zach Lipovsky and Adam Stein)

A family finds itself stalked by Death and its meticulous methods…

Nonnas (dir. Stephen Chbosky)

Joe Scaravella opens an Italian restaurant and hires grandmothers as his staff…

The Assessment (dir. Fleur Fortuné)

In a future where reproduction is strictly limited, a mysterious assessor tests a couple on their potential parenting skills…

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