Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

4halfstarnew

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

3halfstarnew

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

2halfstarnew

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

1halfstarnew

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

halfstarnew

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Moana (dir. Thomas Kail)

Moana teams with the demigod Maui for an adventure across the ocean – but in live-action this time…

Evil Dead Burn (dir. Sébastien Vaniček)

A grieving family finds itself infested with demonic Deadites…

The Invite (dir. Olivia Wilde)

A couple invite their neighbours for an unpredictable evening…

Minions & Monsters (dir. Pierre Coffin)

In 1920s Hollywood, the Minions unleash chaos when they attempt to make a monster movie…

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (dir. Matt Johnson)

A music duo suddenly winds up in the year 2008…

Enola Holmes 3 (dir. Philip Barantini)

After her brother Sherlock is kidnapped, Enola Holmes sets out to save him…

The Last Viking (dir. Anders Thomas Jensen)

An ex-con must rely on his mentally unstable brother to find his buried loot…

Jackass: Best and Last (dir. Jeff Tremaine)

One final round of dangerous stunts for the original gang…

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