Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

 

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

Search from our massive back catalogue of movie reviews and previews:

Glenrothan (dir. Brian Cox)

Two brothers reunite at their family’s whiskey distillery in Scotland…

You, Me & Tuscany (dir. Kat Coiro)

A young woman journeys to Tuscany for a spontaneous romantic rendezvous…

Undertone (dir. Ian Tuason)

A podcaster investigates some eerie recordings of the supernatural…

Outcome (dir. Jonah Hill)

A movie star becomes the target of a blackmail scheme…

The Stranger (dir. François Ozon)

In 1930s Algeria, an apathetic man has a fateful beach encounter…

California Schemin’ (dir. James McAvoy)

A pair of Scottish rappers pass themselves off as American to further their careers…

Father Mother Sister Brother (dir. Jim Jarmusch)

A triptych of family affairs from across the world…

The Drama (dir. Kristoffer Borgli)

A soon-to-be-wed couple deal with the aftermath of a shocking confession…

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (dirs. Aaron Hovarth and Michael Jelenic)

Mario travels beyond the Mushroom Kingdom for an intergalactic adventure…

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (dir. BenDavid Grabinski)

Two gangsters and their lover endure a difficult and dangerous night involving time-travel…

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