So, we’ve made it through another year. Go ahead and pat yourselves on the back because you’ve earned it, especially after these pretty difficult twelve months. The Russia-Ukraine war, the death of Queen Elizabeth II, the cost-of-living and energy crises, the Roe v. Wade overturning, Elon Musk’s purchase and tanking of Twitter, three Prime Ministers in just as many months: you guessed it, 2022 has been a pretty miserable year – and that’s even before you factor in what’s been happening in the film world. Box office numbers continued to struggle in a post-pandemic world, streamers faced a mass exodus of subscribers due to rising costs, Will Smith lost his cool at the Oscars, and to top it all off there was an embarrassment of riches (or just plain embarrassment in general) for our annual Worst of the Year list, which is where we begin our traditional look back on the most noteworthy films that held our attention, for both the right and wrong reasons.
Before we descend into the year’s most heinous entries, here’s a brief reminder of how we determine what makes it onto our list and what doesn’t: films are only eligible if they were given an original UK release between January 1st and December 31st 2022, meaning that it has to have been out in the UK between those dates in order to qualify without being released elsewhere in the world beforehand (this includes cinema, on-demand or streaming releases). This immediately excludes a number of last year’s awards contenders like Belfast, Licorice Pizza and Nightmare Alley (which were released in the United States and other territories in 2021 before their UK release the following year), as well as any other movie that might have been covered during film festivals or early advance screenings, but do not have an official UK release until next year. Needless to say, any television series or special that has been reviewed this past year will also not be included, just to keep the list’s focus entirely on film.
With all that in mind, we’re about ready to finally reveal our bottom picks for the year, and which ones turned out to be so ghastly and laughably awful that they’re impossible to ignore, no matter how hard we all seem to try. But first, here’s a list of (dis)honourable mentions, in no particular order:
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The Princess
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Where the Crawdads Sing
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Dashcam
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Luck
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Persuasion
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Goodnight Mommy
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Fisherman’s Friends: One and All
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Amsterdam
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Don’t Make Me Go
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Prey for the Devil
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The 355
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Homebound
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Morbius
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The Man from Toronto
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre