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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Longlegs (2024, dir. Osgood Perkins)
An FBI agent pursues an evasive serial killer…
Despicable Me 4 (2024, dir. Chris Renaud)
Gru and his family are forced to go on the run…
Hundreds of Beavers (2024, dir. Mike Cheslik)
A frontiersman wages war against a clan of beavers…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (18 – 24 December 2023)
Seven more sleeps until the big day… and in anticipation of the fast-incoming holiday, the usual load of new film releases is a lot lighter this week, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t any movies worth watching, whether it’s an aquatic superhero epic, or a romantic tale involving one of the greatest conductors of all time…




