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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Hoard (2024, dir. Luna Carmoon)
A troubled teen begins a dysfunctional relationship with an older man…
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024, dir. Wes Ball)
Many years after the reign of Caesar, an ape-ruled kingdom comes under threat…
The Fall Guy (2024, dir. David Leitch)
A Hollywood stuntman winds up on an epic misadventure during his latest gig…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (2nd – 8th October 2023)
The BFI London Film Festival kicks off this week, and you can expect plenty of reviews coming straight from the capital – but beyond that, there are still some shining new releases to check out, from a terrifying new chapter in a demonic franchise, to the rise and fall of the first smartphone, to a time-travelling slasher…




