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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Hot Milk (dir. Rebecca Lenkiewicz)
A put-upon young woman encounters an enigmatic traveller whilst in Spain…
M3GAN 2.0 (dir. Gerard Johnstone)
The devious AI doll M3GAN is brought in to take down a more dangerous threat…
F1® The Movie (dir. Joseph Kosinski)
A former Formula 1 driver is brought in to mentor a new racer…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (12 – 18 May 2025)
The hits just keep on coming, for among this week’s batch of new releases is a long-awaited return to a beloved horror franchise, a dream-like filmic companion to a major new album, and a whole other bunch of weirdness…




