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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
How to Train Your Dragon (dir. Dean DeBlois)
Hiccup, a young Viking, befriends a feared dragon named Toothless…
Clown in a Cornfield (dir. Eli Craig)
A town is overrun by a killer dressed as a clown…
Ballerina (dir. Len Wiseman)
A newly-trained assassin sets out to avenge a close death…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (31 March – 6 April 2025)
The world is your cubic oyster as you indulge in an all-new week of top-tier film releases, from a literal block-buster to the deadly reinvention of fantastical creatures, all the way to a classic wedding comedy…




