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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Hamlet (dir. Aneil Karia)
Hamlet sets out to avenge the death of his father…
The Strangers: Chapter 3 (dir. Renny Harlin)
Maya makes her final stand against her masked foes…
Send Help (dir. Sam Raimi)
A long-suffering employee finds herself stranded on a remote island with her boss…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (8 – 14 December 2025)
Praise be! It’s time for another stellar week at the movies, and on offer for audience are plenty of exciting new releases like a star-studded mystery, a murderous Christmas remake, a hilarious Downton Abbey spoof, and one of the scariest films of all time…




