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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Smurfs (dir. Chris Miller)
After Papa Smurf is kidnapped, Smurfette leads a perilous rescue mission…
Harvest (dir. Athina Rachel Tsangari)
A farming community faces harsh challenges to its existence…
Madea’s Destination Wedding (dir. Tyler Perry)
Madea heads to the Bahamas for an impromptu family wedding…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (31 March – 6 April 2025)
The world is your cubic oyster as you indulge in an all-new week of top-tier film releases, from a literal block-buster to the deadly reinvention of fantastical creatures, all the way to a classic wedding comedy…




