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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Jurassic World: Rebirth (dir. Gareth Edwards)
A group of mercenaries head to a dinosaur-ridden island for a dangerous mission…
The Old Guard 2 (dir. Victoria Mahoney)
An immortal band of warriors find themselves up against their deadliest adversary yet…
Hot Milk (dir. Rebecca Lenkiewicz)
A put-upon young woman encounters an enigmatic traveller whilst in Spain…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (17 – 23 March 2025)
Magic mirror on the wall, which films are the fairest of them all? Lo and behold, this week has plenty to offer, including a musical fairy tale, a compelling mobster flick, a silent animated adventure, and even a technological uprising…




