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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Strange Darling (2024, dir. JT Mollner)
A young woman is chased by a dangerous serial killer – but nothing is quite as it seems…
The Substance (2024, dir. Coralie Fargeat)
An aging celebrity is introduced to a mysterious youth-revitalising procedure…
The Life of Chuck (2024, dir. Mike Flanagan) – Toronto International Film Festival
A trio of chapters in the life of ordinary accountant Charles Krantz…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!

This Week’s Movie Menu (1 – 7 April 2024)
We’re not April Foolin’ around when it comes to the fact that you are in for another absolute banger of a week at the movies, with just some of the selections on offer including a balls-to-the-wall action thriller, a terrifying prequel, the story behind a royal scandal, a Marlon Brando classic, and much more!