Serving up the latest film reviews every week
“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Relay (dir. David Mackenzie)
A corporate whistleblower relies on the services of a mysterious specialist…
Shelby Oaks (dir. Chris Stuckmann)
Whilst searching for her long-lost sister, a woman encounters a terrifying evil…
Hedda (dir. Nia DaCosta)
Hedda Gabler hosts a life-changing party…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (13 – 19 October 2025)
Take a gander at the latest film releases to have been sent from the heavens, including an angelic comedy, a fascinating story of true crime, the return of a terrifying villain, and a couple of absolute twits…




