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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Caught Stealing (dir. Darren Aronofsky)
In 90s New York, a former baseball player is drawn into a madcap conspiracy…
The Thursday Murder Club (dir. Chris Columbus)
A group of retired pensioners set out to solve a local murder-mystery…
The Toxic Avenger (dir. Macon Blair)
A hideously deformed janitor becomes an unexpected hero…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (31 March – 6 April 2025)
The world is your cubic oyster as you indulge in an all-new week of top-tier film releases, from a literal block-buster to the deadly reinvention of fantastical creatures, all the way to a classic wedding comedy…




