Serving up the latest film reviews every week
“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Restless (dir. Jed Hart)
A lonely woman deals with her loud new neighbours…
Death of a Unicorn (dir. Alex Scharfman)
A vengeful unicorn goes after the pharmaceutical tycoons that have acquired one of its own…
Screamboat (dir. Steven LaMorte)
A murderous mouse terrorises the passengers of a late-night ferry ride…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (30 September – 6 October 2024)
Put on a happy face as you peruse the mighty new film releases for the week, including a long-awaited musical (sort-of) comic book sequel, a classic horror spoof, and many more…
