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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024, dir. Tim Burton)
Demonic “bio-exorcist” Betelgeuse is resurrected for more afterlife mayhem…
Starve Acre (2024, dir. Daniel Kokotajlo)
In 70s Yorkshire, a family is thrown into disarray…
AfrAId (2024, dir. Chris Weitz)
A new smart home AI causes trouble for its family…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (15 – 21 January 2024)
Get in, loser – we’re going to the movies, and here’s an exciting new menu of releases you can pick from, including a musical that’s so fetch, a heartwarming Oscar contender, and more…




