If you weren’t scared before, we’ve now reached the bottom of the barrel… 5 – THE QUEEN’S CORGI If you were to just watch the first few minutes of this film, you’ll be coaxed into thinking this will be a sweet, wordless piece of animation about HRH’s dog breed of...
Top 10 time, and we’re beginning with… 10 – PLAYMOBIL: THE MOVIE The German toy line Playmobil was always seen as a lesser-version of LEGO, so it only made sense that Playmobil: The Movie would end up being a much less enjoyable outing than The LEGO Movie, but beyond...
Hopefully you had yourselves a merry little Christmas, and have spread as much love and joy as you possibly can, because we’re about to take a look at films at are far from joyful. That’s right, it’s that time of year again, when we round up all the year’s best and...
The worst of the worst is among us right now, so let’s just get this over with… 5 – MILE 22 The pairing of director Peter Berg and star Mark Wahlberg – which I have decided to dub WahlBerg – had usually brought about some fairly strong material, including Lone...
We’re into our top (or bottom) 10 now, and we’re starting the countdown with… 10 – A WRINKLE IN TIME Disney has had success after success over the last few years, but their big-budget version of Madeleine L'Engle’s 1962 novel A Wrinkle In Time is proof that even the...
You’re probably reading this while still digesting your Christmas turkey from yesterday, and if you are then get ready, because you’re about to be subjected to even more turkeys! That’s right, folks; it’s time for our annual countdown of our best and worst films of...
At last, we’ve dug straight to the bottom of the pit. Which five films this year ended up being so bad that they’re not just on this list, but also so bad that they’re almost frightening in their own wicked ways? Let’s find out… 5 – SONG TO SONG As bad as some of the...
The list of crap continues right here, right now… 10 – THE HOUSE Will Ferrell hadn’t been in a movie for a couple of years before The House came out, but given how sucky and soul-crushingly unfunny it turned out to be, it left many feeling that he probably should have...
Another year has come and gone all too quickly (seriously, why does it still feel like we were just getting started on 2017 just last week?), and in terms of movies we’ve had a pretty solid twelve months. However, there have also been some movies this year that have...
This is it, folks. This is where you get to find out what five films sucked so hard that I had no choice but to name it the worst of a particularly awful year for everybody. Pray for me… 5 – DIRTY GRANDPA You know it’s been a particularly dreadful year for films when...