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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
The Best Films of 2025: #15-1
The second half of our countdown to the very best films of 2025…
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Anaconda (dir. Tom Gormican)
Two friends find their remake of the film Anaconda going horribly wrong…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (8 – 14 December 2025)
Praise be! It’s time for another stellar week at the movies, and on offer for audience are plenty of exciting new releases like a star-studded mystery, a murderous Christmas remake, a hilarious Downton Abbey spoof, and one of the scariest films of all time…
