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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Bad Apples (dir. Jonatan Etzler)
A schoolteacher goes to extremes to control an unruly student…
Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom (dirs. Steve Cox and Matthew Walker)
Shaun the Sheep and his flock encounter a terrifying monster…
Blue Film (dir. Elliot Tuttle)
A sex worker has an unexpected erotic encounter with a face from his childhood…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (31 August – 6 September 2026)
The new films coming out this week are nothing short of a full-on bullseye, with the big release being a rather bleak new take on a timeless folk legend…
