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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
The Old Guard 2 (dir. Victoria Mahoney)
An immortal band of warriors find themselves up against their deadliest adversary yet…
Hot Milk (dir. Rebecca Lenkiewicz)
A put-upon young woman encounters an enigmatic traveller whilst in Spain…
M3GAN 2.0 (dir. Gerard Johnstone)
The devious AI doll M3GAN is brought in to take down a more dangerous threat…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!

This Week’s Movie Menu (2 – 8 June 2025)
Yeah, we’re thinking we’re back with an all-new week of film releases to kick off an all-new month, among them an action-packed spin-off, an animated monster anthology, and the 30th anniversary of a true camp classic…