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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
The Toxic Avenger (dir. Macon Blair)
A hideously deformed janitor becomes an unexpected hero…
The Haunting at Jack the Ripper’s House (fka Viral Haunt) (dirs. Stephen Staley and Natasha Tosini) – FrightFest London 2025
Before you read our review, check out our podcast interview with the film's...
Eddington (dir. Ari Aster)
A small town in COVID-era America descends into chaos…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (23 – 29 June 2025)
Rev your engines and ride like hell to screens this week, for among the hotly anticipated titles are an action-packed racing blockbuster, the return of a modern AI icon, and a beloved teen classic…




