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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Splitsville (dir. Michael Angelo Covino)
Two couples find themselves caught in more than a few compromising situations…
Pretty Lethal (dir. Vicky Jewson)
A troupe of ballerinas must fight to survive their stay at a strange inn…
They Will Kill You (dir. Kirill Sokolov)
A newly-arrived maid fights for survival in a mysterious high-rise…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (9 – 15 February 2026)
Feel the love this Valentine’s Day with a number of romantic (and not quite as romantic) new films to take your date to, whether it’s a starry rendition of a classic novel, the story of an unlikely sports star, and a looney animated adventure…
