Our Star Ratings

We aim for our reviews to make you hungry for even more visits to the cinema, and our star ratings will whet your appetite and get you reaching for the popcorn!

Here’s a short but useful guide as to what each star rating basically means…

Top quality cuisine

Close to perfection

4halfstarnew

Appetite has been satisfied

You’ll be hungry for more

3halfstarnew

A decent stomach-filler

A bit undercooked

2halfstarnew

Near flavourless

Rotten taste in the mouth

1halfstarnew

An inedible monstrosity

Actual poison

halfstarnew

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The Furious (dir. Kenji Tanigaki)

A father fights through a criminal empire to save his kidnapped daughter…

Nino (dir. Pauline Loquès)

A young man contemplates his existence after a concerning diagnosis…

Toy Story 5 (dir. Andrew Stanton)

Woody, Buzz, Jessie and the rest of the toys deal with a new threat to their existence…

Virginia Woolf’s Night & Day (dir. Tina Gharavi)

An aspiring astronomer finds herself stifled by the expectations of her time…

I Am Frankelda (dirs. Arturo Ambriz and Rodolfo Ambriz)

In 18th century Mexico, a young writer enters a world where her stories are real…

Disclosure Day (dir. Steven Spielberg)

A government whistleblower plans to reveal secrets concerning extraterrestrial life…

Savage House (dir. Peter Glanz)

In 18th century England, an affluent couple seek to improve their social standing…

Scary Movie (dir. Michael Tiddes)

Cindy Campbell, Shorty Meeks and the gang face new “hilarious” evils…

Masters of the Universe (dir. Travis Knight)

Adam, the exiled Prince of Eternia, returns to reclaim his kingdom…

My Mother’s Wedding (dir. Kristin Scott Thomas)

Three sisters reunite for the third wedding of their mother…

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