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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
The Assessment (dir. Fleur Fortuné)
In a future where reproduction is strictly limited, a mysterious assessor tests a couple on their potential parenting skills…
The Surfer (dir. Lorcan Finnegan)
A businessman descends into madness when he’s denied access to the beach…
The Wedding Banquet (dir. Andrew Ahn)
Two gay couples agree to a marriage of convenience…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!

This Week’s Movie Menu (24 – 30 March 2025)
We’ve got a lot of movies to get through just before the clocks spring forward for another year, but when they include violent action-comedies, apocalyptic musicals, disastrous family road trips and more, it’ll be a pure walk in the park…